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| Monday, February 19, 2007 |
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Spat For Spice Ends Honeymoon
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 HEY HEARTUN ~ I met this woman in Second life and we were 100 percent compatible. I honestly love her. One night I decided to spice things up by getting naughty and picking a fight with her. It backfired big time! She got really upset. I tried to explain, but she didn't believe me. When I told her that I love her she really flipped out! (We are both married in real life, to others)
So now she's muted me and I have no other way of communicating with her. If I can't get her back I am going to publicly commit Second Life suicide by deleting this account. ~BOBBYBROWN ROMEO
DEAR BOBYBROWN ROMEO ~ Let me get this straight... you intentionally picked a fight with your baby so you could get your rocks off better, didn't tell her that this was a role play scenario for you, and are surprised that she got hurt and left you?
I don't know if anything I tell you could possibly make sense to you because if sense were gasoline you wouldn't have enough gas to ride a pissants motorcycle around the INSIDE of a Cheerio! The phrase "OMG You Are Dumb" was invented for you. Your kind make me sick.
Forget about the SL 'suicide' and do the real thing if you can't get this woman back. And about that? Clean up your own messes. I'm here to help people who don't intentionally bring shit down on themselves. You asshole. ~ HEARTUN BREAKER
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| Tuesday, February 13, 2007 |
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The 5 Minute Virtual Relationship
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(Name Withheld): hi, your avatar is pretty cute
(Name Withheld): what are u doing for live
(Name Withheld): living
Heartun Breaker: I am a high school teacher. You?
(Name Withheld): i deall with cloth i inport them
Heartun Breaker: That sounds very cool. Business is fascinating.
(VERY LONG PAUSE)
Heartun Breaker: Hey, I'm sure your friends think you are awesome... but you take too long to answer, don't say much about yourself in your bio, and are boreing the hell out of me.
(Name Withheld): hey am here just checking my mail
Heartun Breaker: This relationship is stifiling me... I NEED OUT! Gahhhhh!
(Name Withheld): what??????
Heartun Breaker: I'm so sorry... but I'm dumping you. Please, it isn't you... it's me. Lets still be friends, huh?
(Name Withheld): dumping?
Heartun Breaker: and I want my stuff back, but I don't want to see you ... so put it in a box and send it through a friend. And I'd better see my favorite tshirt... you know that one you like to sleep in? If you don't give it back you'll never see that earring you left at my place! I swear, I'll flush it right down the toilet!
(Name Withheld): hey what do u mean?
Heartun Breaker: You're always arguing with me. I swear, you're just like your mother! Criticizing me, and arguing with me... that's all you two do. I just can't stand it any more. I'd rather chew my own arm off than have to hear your negative crap any more! OMG, just send my stuff back. I love that Led Zepplin t-shirt!
(Name Withheld): hey do u want to buy it?
Heartun Breaker: I can't believer you! Trying to SELL me my own Led Zepplin t-shirt? What unmitigated gall!
Heartun Breaker: You never even LIKED Led Zepplin! I always had to listen to that Jay Z crap too.... oh, and Snoop Dog? Jesus fucking hell!
(Name Withheld): did u know me before?
Heartun Breaker: Before that night in Toronto? At the film festival when we fell in love.. in a drunken night of debochery? No. And now, looking back, I wish we had never broken into Vince Vaughn's hotel suite and short sheeted his bed and put cellophane over his toilet seat. (Name Withheld), I so loved you then... I knew we were RIGHT for eachother... and you went and spoiled it all.
(Name Withheld): are u full?
Heartun Breaker: Now you're saying I 'm full of shit! Jesus girl, just give me back my fucking Led Zepplin shirt. Why are you so mean?
Heartun Breaker: My god, I got my nipples pierced for you!
Heartun Breaker: And I don't even LIKE piercings!
(Name Withheld): what do mean with all this shit?
Heartun Breaker: You never did understand me!
(Name Withheld): okay
(Name Withheld): what do u mean thebn?
Heartun Breaker: thebn?
(Name Withheld): i mean then?
(Name Withheld): do u know me before
Heartun Breaker: I don't feel that I know you at all... not even now.
(Name Withheld): so then what are u talking about
Heartun Breaker:I'm talking about US... I'm talking about LOVE... I' talking about what COULD HAVE BEEN!!! Why do you torture me like this?
(Name Withheld): like how
Heartun Breaker:Like how? Like, you are holding my Led Zepplin shirt "hostage" to get back at me for loving you too much! How about that "like how"?
(Name Withheld): should i send u some shirt?
Heartun Breaker: "Some" shirt? What do you mean "some" shirt? Did you ... did you LOSE my Led Zepplin shirt? Oh... MY.... GOD!!!!
(VERY LONG PAUSE)
Heartun Breaker: What? Now the silent treatment? Fuck you!! Fuck you!!! Fuck you!! FUCK YOU!!!! You Led Zepplin hating WHORE!!!! You'll never see that earring. And those movies I took of us are going up on the fucking web!!
(Name Withheld): hey ill call fbi for u if u dont stop it
Heartun Breaker: Just give me back my Led Zepplin shirt. Please?
(Name Withheld): when did i take t from ypou?
(Name Withheld): talk to me
(Name Withheld): because i dont realy know what nis wrong with you
(Name Withheld): i guess you must be crazy
Heartun Breaker: We could have been so good for each other. Who would have expected it to end like this?
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| Sunday, February 4, 2007 |
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My Love Hates Me, and All I Can Do Is Listen
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HEY HEARTUN ~ I never thought I would be writing you, but I am (forgive me) heartbroken. I started playing Second Life about a year ago and met the love of my life right away. (Name withheld) and I had a love sweeter than any. We exchanged (real life) contact information, and while we didn't talk about hooking up (in real life) we were headed there.
Our SL wedding was going to be a blow out. I spent far more RL money than I care to admit, but (name withheld) helped out with what I TOLD him it cost and all the details were taken care of. All our friends were invited. We registered on SLExchange. We bought a place in Ravenglass. Our new home was to be a Barnesworth original.
I don't remember everything involved, though, because I lost a lot of my memory surrounding the week or so before my RL car accident. When I got home from the hospital I found his many emails, phone messages and snail-mail letters. The early ones were worried, then pleading, then angry... then none.
We had partnered a few weeks before the wedding, but when I finally came back to the game after three months in intensive care and rehabilitation we were no longer partners. This was like four months ago. He has had me on 'mute' ever since and dropped me from his friends list altogether. Most of our mutual friends sided with him and don't believe me. I've asked several to explain what happened to me to him but I don't think they did.
So I got on with my life and thought I was over the pain when I ran into him the other day at NeoRealms fishing camp in Alston and I had to listen to him curse me out and say the meanest things to me... all the while he has me muted so I can't tell him what happened. I have been crying all the time since then. He hates me. I love him, and I can't tell him. Oh Heartun, I'm so sad! ~ MUTED LOVE
DEAR MUTED LOVE ~ Well, you can't blame the guy. I mean, that story of yours -- IF it is for real -- is a cliche right out of Leo McCarey's 1957 film "An Affair To Remember" with Cary Grant and Deborah Kerr. I mean, Kerr's character Terry McKay has nothing on you!
Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy hates girl, girl lives in quiet misery. It's a tear jerker!! (Kind readers, if you haven't seen it get some tissues and NetFlix this movie.)
So you've gotten to the part of the movie where Kerry Grant's character Nickie Ferrante comes into her room and calls her all kinds of names, and she just sucks it up. Only you HAVE to suck it up because you can't talk with him when he has you on mute. Do I have this right so far? Good.
But you forgot. You have his email address, his snail-mail address and his phone number. Mail him your hospital bill. If he doesn't catch on and come running into your arms just continue on with your life -- because this isn't a movie. There aren't always happy endings to story book beginnings. ~ HEARTUN BREAKER
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HeartunBreaker.com . We reserve the right to edit submissions for brevity and clarity. No 'real' or 'game' names will be published. No part of this service may be reproduced in any form without the express written permission of Heartun Breaker, except that an individual may download and/or forward articles via e-mail to a reasonable number of recipients for personal, non-commercial purposes. Labels: abusive lover, real life conflicts |
| posted by Heartun Breaker @ 10:06 PM
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| Sunday, December 17, 2006 |
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Sandbox Play Sucks When He's Drunk
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HEY HEARTUN~ I'm a 19 year old college student, studying video game programming. There's this guy (in Second Life) who hangs out with me when we build in the sandbox, I'll call him Jibberjab (not his real name) and he's real cool but when he gets drunk in real life he talks all kind of shit at me, like what he would say to a whore or something. Do I gotta take the jerk with the pal? ~ BUILDER GAL
DEAR BUILDER:  Ah, the ole "insufferable drunk" scenario. The kind of behavior that inspired author Robert Louis Stevenson to write the classic 'Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.' Highlighted in Jibberjab's behavior is the duality of human nature. Jekyll says that "man is not truly one, but truly two," and he envisions the human soul as a battleground for an 'angel' and a 'fiend,' each trying to dominate the other. Stephenson was breathing life into the then new-fangled theory developed by Freud that the human mind was subdivided into contrasting and conflicting parts -- unlike the 'Monadology' theory of Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz, which had long held sway.
At the end of Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde the Hyde personality all but obliterated the good Dr. Jekyll. It is that way with drunks too. Fortunately, in Second Life you can take the good and not the bad. You can mute Jibberjab when he is drunk and abusive, then unmute him later. Just be quick to mute him again when he next hits the sauce.~ HEARTUN BREAKER
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| Thursday, December 14, 2006 |
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Gorean Whore -- Tell 'Master' to Hit the Door
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HEY HEARTUN: I am a Gorean Kajira, a slave as is outlined in the John Norman book Dancer of Gor -- in essence, being a slave is a whole way of life, involving a total modality of existance. I live according to the Slave Creed:
He is Master and I am slave.
He is owner and I am owned.
He commands and I obey.
He is to be pleased and I am to please.
Why is this?
Because He is Master and I am slave.
Allow me the strength to answer questions I can't fathom
I believe this. I live this. But about six months ago my old Master sold me. The new Master was nice to me for a while, but lately he has been ordering me to give pleasure to some of His friends. And I never see the same 'friend' twice. I think they pay Him for my attention. It makes me sad. ~ RENTAL KAJIRA
DEAR RENTAL ~ I've got two answers for you: the Gorean answer and the Sane answer. First the Gorean answer.
There will be many times you are called upon to answer questions you have never thought of. To delve deep inside yourself for the answers to places you never even thought would exist. It requires a certain amount of emotional and mental strength to do this, to look in those places that may house memories you have simply forgotten, or urges you are too afraid to admit. There is much buried deep within each of us that we don't even know is there, and at some time or another...to be completely open and honest with you Master, you will have to find these things..and bring them to the surface.
Now for the Sane answer.
He is pimping you out. Leave him. You can do better.
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Labels: abusive lover, Gor |
| posted by Heartun Breaker @ 7:52 PM
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| Wednesday, December 13, 2006 |
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My Master is a Geek
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HEY HEARTUN: I am a good Sub, and I love my Master but He has gotten involved in some game called Dark Life. It's like a game inside of Second Life. You put on these packs and use swords and magic to kill these stupid monsters. It is the most boreing thing I've ever seen, but my Master loves it. He wants to go up levels really fast so He has me play too, as a mage. My only job is to stand behind Him and heal Him. I get so bored that sometimes I do other stuff in another window so His guy dies and He gets mad at me. ~ BORED SUB
DEAR BORED ~ I know that he is the boss and you like doing his bidding, but he's not paying attention to you. He's just using you, and not in a good way -- like you want. You need to talk to him outside of the role you have established. Put on a completely different avatar. Let him know that you are talking to him as you, not as the role you have shown him. Then discuss with him what you need out of your relationship and what you find lacking right now. He will probably want to play the game some times too but he can't do it all the time and he can't be mean to you if you get bored with something that you do not enjoy. Then switch back to your regular avatar and kiss and make up.
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