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| Monday, July 30, 2007 |
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Find Inner Whore or Say 'Bye' to Gor
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HEY HEARTUN~ I'm new to Second Life but not to Role Playing. I've heard about Gor, but haven't read the books but based on what I hear I'm very intrigued by the idea of totally submitting to a Master (blushes) and sharing Him with several Sisters. The thing is I'm worried about what to do if porn is involved. It will need to be soft -- very soft porn -- I dislike hard core stuff. What should I do if my Master is into hard core kink, but I'm already collered? ~ GOREAN GOOD GIRL
DEAR GOREAN: When you were in the back seat of your first RL boyfriend's Chevy, did you tell him to "Just stick in the tip"? Get off of it... if you're into 'total submission' like you say you are then you want someone to push your boundaries. Your question just tells me that you don't want to later have to admit to yourself that you are the whore you know you want to be. Embrace your inner whore, or stay out of Gor. There isn't a half-way approach to 'total submission' when you deal with those freaks.Labels: Gor |
posted by Heartun Breaker @ 12:31 AM
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| Tuesday, July 24, 2007 |
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She Doesn't Like The Way I Eat Her
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HEY HEARTUN~ I'm into vore but the kind of vore that tears and renders to eat my "dinner." Its an out of control animalistic thing and I don't know who I am when it happens. My "dinner" really taps into the passion within me. She makes me feel lusty, powerful, and free -- and I love her. But I'm a hard vore and she is a soft vore and I don't know that we can ever mix. In Second Life my fantasy comes to life and I can kill her over and over again but I know when I gorge myself to physical and sexual satiation she isn't getting off. She gets me off, and I know that she wants to be swallowed whole -- but when I see red I lose myself to my desires. In real life I get my woman off but in this world I get carried away with this fire that I can't control fully. What do I do? ~ Chew Swallow
DEAR CHEW SWALLOW~ Vore, the consumption of your partner for emotional and sexual satisfaction, is a fairly rare fetish. It sounds like you have a partner who enjoys being eaten and pleasing you as well but you are so wrapped up in your own kink you are neglecting her slightly (but significantly) different take on vore.
Time to be a man and just fake it. If mama ain't happy ain't nobody happy. Worse than that if you aren't giving her what she wants she will likely find someone who will. Be a good lover and trade off or start keeping copies of all your chat logs so you can review them after she ditches you.Labels: Vore |
| posted by Heartun Breaker @ 7:30 AM
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| Thursday, July 19, 2007 |
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Seven Stages of Surviving a Breakup
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KIND READERS ~ Two long-time friends of mine who were the poster children for couples that actually do work in Second Life just broke up. Needless to say they are both heartbroken, as are their many friends for them. But they are both strong, good, people and will get through this -- whether together or apart -- to find happiness again.
Men and women go through seven stages following a breakup, but they do so in no particular order -- and they may linger or return to certain stages, as well as experience a couple stages at the same time. And those stages are different for each gender.
Men
- Anger:'That bitch!'
- Crying:(Most of this will happen outside of Second Life)
- Lethargy:'Thank goodness for cheap beer and free Internet porn or I'd never put down the remote.'
- Industry: 'Wow! I'm getting so much work done -- I can do anything!'
- Overindulgance: World of Warcraft, Grand Theft Auto, Madden, dumb young hotties (both real life, simulated and Girls Gone Wild)
- Acceptance: 'Oh well, that sucked -- but not a damned thing I can do about it now.'
- Redefinition of Self: 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger -- I just hope I don't run across a woman who will kill me.'
Women
- Anger: 'That bastard!'
- Gluttony: 'Gimme ice cream and get me my fat clothes!'
- Claiming Mutual Friends: 'You and I are still friends, right?'
- Industry:'I've rediscovered shopping... and I am so good at it I'll save lots of money!'
- Overindulgance: 'Hey! Boys like me... and they don't know how much I hate all men so I can do what I want with them!'
- Acceptance: 'That bastard!'
- Redefinition of Self: 'I'm going to start that diet, paint my room and actually go to that yoga class!'
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