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| Sunday, August 26, 2007 |
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All In The Family
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Hey Heartun~ Recently I caught my Second Life girlfriend getting some poseball loving from my real life Dad (on his SL account)... they didn't see me, and I haven't confronted them yet. It happened at the skybox we share, and they were going at it like rabbits...all lovey-dovey etc. I always knew my lover was bisexual, but this is a shock! (I'm a girl)
What should I do? ~ Daddy's Lil Girl
Dear Daddy's Lil Girl~ What you SHOULD do is get out of Dodge, both in real life and the second one. Join the Army and go see the beautiful Mideast. Too dangerous, you say? Not compared to living with a man who will kipe on your main squeeze. If he'll do that, he'll do anything. And don't think he isn't fantasizing about you while he does the 'squeeky squeeky' with your purdy purdy pet. I mean, if he just wanted a little side action he could hang out in Ravenglass for a while or stroll through Fuscia.
He didn't do that. He went after someone close to you because he hasn't worked up the nerve to go after you yet.
As for the girl friend... you'll find another in the Green Zone.
Labels: Cheating, lesbians, real life conflicts |
posted by Heartun Breaker @ 5:56 PM
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| Sunday, August 12, 2007 |
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Parlez Vous a '^^Vv^Hooooowwwwllllzzz^vV^^?'
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HEY HEARTUN: (Note: This question came in Spanish and was translated by Altavista Babelfish) I played the Second Life by two days and does not speak English good. I am Hairy. I play the Fox. How do I solve chickens hot you? ~ CHILI CON FURRY
DEAR CHILI: No speak-ah da English? No problemo! You can 'solve' those hot chicks in your new Fox avatar by saying as little as possible. Learn and use emoticons like :D, :P and ( * ) ( * ) and those pleasantly plush pullets will be pecking at your pelt! And be sure to say "Yif" and "Yaffle" a lot as well as get that ^^Vv^ Hoooowlzzz ^vV^^ gesture from some other Furry so you can spam the hell out of Second Life all the time. Furry females love that. It'll be months before they realize you don't speak English.Labels: Furry |
| posted by Heartun Breaker @ 8:05 PM
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| Wednesday, August 8, 2007 |
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Girl Teaches Boy New Trick - Then Feels Disgusted
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HEY HEARTUN~ I love my boyfriend, and sex with him was great from the start. One day while we were drunk I stupidly asked him if I could borrow his PlaySexy Cock. Well, now he likes me to strap on his cock and fuck him up the ass all the time. Freaks me out! Is he gay? ~ PANDORA'S BOX
DEAR PANDORA ~ No, he's not gay. He just likes it when you strap on his cock and fuck him up the ass.  There's nothing wrong with that. The problem here is that while the action may have been fun and games once, or once in a while, it appears to be a kink meal you served him that he wants a steady diet of -- and its not to your taste. Let him know that you don't want to do that all the time. Tell him that you'd like to get fucked with that cock once in a while too. Be careful, because he obviously likes having you shove his cock up his ass -- and since he's straight he know's its freaky. Don't show your intolerance or you'll embarras him. Then again, if you really can't stand playing the transexual once in a while break this relationship off a.s.a.p. While his appetite may ebb and flow with time, if you ain't fucking him up the ass once in a while he will eventually find someone who will. ~HEARTUN BREAKERLabels: gender bending |
| posted by Heartun Breaker @ 5:26 PM
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| Saturday, August 4, 2007 |
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Jilted Lesbo Fears Cycle of Tears; Longs For 'Drag King'
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HEY HEARTUN~ I recently broke up with my long term girlfriend. Me and her were like family and I know we're supposed to be together, however dumb that sounds. I know if someone told me that, I'd say 'get over it.' I'm sort of in a place where I don't want to be in a relationship but I still want companionship, you know? I have two big concerns. First, I don't want to fall into the rut of dating within the same circle of friends. It seems like all the lesbians I know have dated each other and I don't want to do that. Secondly, I don't know if I should take the time to explore my lesbianism. I accepted my sexuality rather late so I haven't had too many girlfriends (RL or SL). She's bisexual, and has a lot of maturing to do alone to find out who she is. I seem to always fall for the bisexuals or abusers. Anyway, I am attracted very much to drag kings and the old-school style lesbians, but I'm always too scared to approach them. ~ ALL OUT OF LOVE
DEAR ALL OUT OF LOVE~ Wow. You seem all over the map, emotionally! Lets take these issues one at a time, and lets start where you want to go rather than where you've been. Famous New York drag king Moe B. Dick says there are four kinds of lesbians who dress like men: the cross-dresser, the butch dyke, the male impersonator and the drag king.
The thing that distinguishes the drag king from the male impersonator is that the male impersonator is trying to look like a specific person -- like Kerry Grant, James Dean or Brad Pitt -- while the drag king dresses as a man type, like cowboy, welder, businessman. The difference between a drag king and a cross dresser -- who also wears mens clothing -- is that the drag king has a touch of humor in her approach.
So something in the drag king scares you away, and you end up with bisexuals or abusive women. You need to get over your fear of rejection. You're settling for lovers who have obvious flaws (for you) so that their ultimate rejection carries less impact. You sound like you are shying away from the drag king you want because you fear her rejection, and you don't want your idealized version of them shattered by reality. They're people too. You've got to take a risk and break out of the relationship rut you have so aptly identified. That said, your fear of dating the same people from your social circule is a valid one. Time to take risks and find a new social circle. That's scary too, but its the only thing you can do to break the cycle. Taking the socially comfortable route will only lead you to more of the same pain. ~ HEARTUNLabels: lesbians |
| posted by Heartun Breaker @ 11:56 PM
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| Thursday, August 2, 2007 |
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No 'Third Life' For You
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HEY HEARTUN~ How do I manage a personal life with a wife, three kids and Second Life? ~ NEED A THIRD LIFE
DEAR NEED~ I'm sorry, but there will be no 'third' life for you. What's more, from the sounds of things your first life is about to get a lot less complicated. My advice to you is to run up your credit cards by upgrading your computer. Even better, have some custom game box builder make you a dream machine with a dual core processor, loads of RAM, dual graphics cards, a huge flat screen or two and all the software you ever wanted. Dont worry about the cost, just slap it on the cards.
You'll have to declare bankruptcy after your wife takes the kids far away from you and serves you with divorce papers anyway. Thank goodness your friends in Second Life won't abandon you like that. ~HEARTUNLabels: real life conflicts |
| posted by Heartun Breaker @ 11:29 PM
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