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Thursday, February 15, 2007
How Much Cybering Is Too Much?

HEY HEARTUN ~ How much cybering is too much? ~ HANDY MAN


DEAR HANDY MAN ~ For me, three times a day is the limit. Four is too much. Your mileage may vary.



Now in men, stroking the one-eyed trouser snake too much can result in an over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters like acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin.

Too much of those things and your adrenal glands can change your body chemistry. Now, jerkin' the gerkin is a healthy thing, but too much (while hard to define) can lead to addiction and both psychological and physiological imbalances. Side effects to look for include:

  • Feeling tired all the time
  • Lower back pain
  • Hair loss or thinning
  • Pulling the "Semi" (or half-rection)
  • Premature ejaculation (by yourself!!)
  • Fuzzy vision (not blindness)
  • Pain in the balls, taint, nut sack, tail bone or lower tummy


Semen leakage is also a sign that the parasympathetic nerve is weakening from over stimulation. The parasympathetic nerve shuts the ejaculation valve and maintains a strong erection, but it can weaken if you choke your chicken too much.

Experts say men should keep their ejaculation frequency down to two-to-three times per week, but they can have more sexual activity if they learn how to orgasm without ejaculation. Doing so can make your junk work better too.


Some things you can do to improve the quality of your monkey-spanking sessions is to reduce the frequency, eat more soybean products, cut down on the caffeine, snack on more nutty foods like sunflower seeds, drop the red meat and dairy in favor of fruit and veggies.

Drink more water and ditch the soda. And just in case you ever get a real-life girl to honk on your love muscle - eat peaches and cut down on the salt so it tastes better. ~ HEARTUN BREAKER

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