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Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Transgender Lesbian Has a Secret

HEY HEARTUN: In real life I'm a 26 year old maried man with a wife and a three year old daughter. I've played Second Life for the past six months, mostly learning how to build stuff and script because I work in the information technology field. About a month ago, for kicks, I made a female alt. It made me laugh hanging around in Waterhead (Welcome Area) seeing the stupid things guys say when they IM girls. I had no idea! Then a female acquaintance invited me to the Isle of Lesbos and I've been hanging out there a lot ever since because I fell in love. Do I let my new lasbian 'girlfriend' know that I am really a man? ~ HANGING IN LESBOS

DEAR HANGING ~ Sure. Tell her. I'm sure her sexuality up to this point in her life is merely the result of not having met the right guy. While you are at it, you should broaden your horizons. Start hanging out at the Rainbow Tiger Club so you can meet the right guy who will change your orientation. Be sure to take a lot of pictures as you take it up the ass so you can show your real life wife. I am sure you'll want to show your daughter too, but you should hold off on that because it's icky. About as icky as hanging out on the Isle of Lesbos when you are a dude. (sighs) Someone should slip a cunt over your head and fuck some sense into you and every asshole like you. If I didn't have any journalistic ethics I'd out you right now. I sure want to.

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