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Sex: Talk vs. Action
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HEY HEARTUN: When my Second Life wife and I get frisky I really like to use a lot of different sex balls. She just wants to cyber! What's up with that? ~ GIT 'ER DONE!
DEAR GIT: Tired of typing with that right hand? Too bad. If you just want to get your rocks off go to a porn site like http://www.thehun.com/ and seek your happy ending. Not satisfying? Good! Show's you're human. But if you want the pleasure of a good woman's company you've got to make her happy. Momma not happy, aint NOBODY happy -- and that extends to the bedroom. Take a typing class. Learn to engage her mind in fantasy. Tell her your every move, in detail, that you would do to her if you could. And don't just dive in to the deep end of the pool either! Start with a kiss, rubbing, nuzzling. Take your time and at least ACT like you've been there before! Go read the poem "She Being Brand New" by e.e. cummings. Notice that he gets her engine really warmed up and purring before he slips her into gear and really gives her the gas. You need to do the same. Then she'll hop on any sex ball you want.
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